Blue Devils Route Rockets 36-6

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In a spectacular beginning of the football season the Blue Devils defused the Rockets with systematic carnage. From Russell Lemaster channeling the spirit of a bulldozer to Erycmykal’s antigravity antics, the Blue Devils look ready for a demonic season. Shouts of “hit him! Hit him!” rained from the rafters while Principal O’Day transformed into a combination of Ansel Adams and Michael Bay as he snapped photographs mere meters away from the action. Rage, chaos and anarchy come to mind when this humble witness attempts to describe the Blue Devil defensive line. Be sure to check out the Blue Devils official home opener against the Crimson Knights this Friday, 8/18, at 7pm.

-Marv Sugars

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Blue Devils Route Rockets 36-6